I have eaten a 4×4 before right before crossing the Tijuana border for a night of drinking back in college. Of course this ended badly with me spraining my ankle after riding the mechanical bull and throwing up said 4×4 back on American soil. Ahh youth.
Now this is just silly.
Well you see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
— Cliff Clavin, “Cheers”
Celebrity sightings this weekend in Los Angeles.
At Bandera in Santa Monica, Eric Dickerson and Josh Duhamel.
On Southwest back to Oakland, Lisa Raye.
Guests at Britney Spears’ weekend wedding to Kevin Federline were only notified of the ceremony’s location 24 hours beforehand.
The singer and her dancer husband were keen to get married away from prying eyes, so sent out special invite letters on Friday, the day before they tied the knot.
And those family and friends lucky enough to be asked to attend received luxury gifts upon their arrival.
A source says, “The guests all got gift bags containing a pair of jeans, a packet of sweets called Chew Juicy, a pair of shoe laces and a silver teardrop key ring with an image of the happy couple cuddling inside.”
The couple managed to fool the press and wed quietly at the weekend by releasing phony marriage invites to a October 16 ceremony last week.
For the reception, Britney and Kevin opted for a bizarre clothing theme — white tracksuits with the words “The Pimp” and “Mrs. Federline” scrawled across their backs.
The happy couple and their small entourage donned all-white training clothes for the post-wedding party at a Los Angeles club, with ushers sporting the words “Pimps” and Spears’ bridesmaids wearing tops with “The Maids” printed on the rear.
Spears and Federline had earlier wed at pal Scott Hill’s house in front of 20 to 30 guests, including the pop star’s mum Lynne and sister Jamie Lynn — who dressed in pink tracksuits for the evening celebrations.
The pair — who announced their engagement in June after a three-month relationship — dined on chicken wings, barbecue ribs and hamburgers during their reception.
A man and his crew are taking a Segway across the entire country at 10 mph.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… the A-Team.
Geez, where am I supposed to carry the damn thing?
Tell me you did not love the Dukes of Hazzard as a kid!
A tribute to Walter a character in one of the movies in my top ten of all time list.